Archive for June, 2008

Bashing God for Fun and Profit

Friday, June 13th, 2008

Literary critic and author Christopher Hitchens’ “God is not Great: How Religion Poisons Everything” (2007) reached number one on the NY Times bestseller book list and biologist Richard Dawkins’ “The God Delusion” (2006) has sold over 1.5 million copies and has been translated into 31 languages. God and religion, it seems, have become popular and highly profitable targets.

Religion has always generated controversy, particularly among those of differing faiths or no faith whatsoever, and invoking God undoubtedly adds a quality of self-righteousness to an otherwise non-religious struggle. Many a tyrant has thus cloaked himself in sanctimonious religious trappings; accordingly, rotten politics has all too often been conflated with religion. With the passage of time sordid political history is forgotten and it’s the religious history alone which appears blood-stained and ugly. To consider politics and religion as if they were historically distinct and separate is to ignore the reality of interdependent power relationships, and this incorrect view inevitably leads to distorted conclusions. A list human atrocities committed in the name of religion as evidence of religion’s evil ignores that such deeds were committed by ordinary people and the institutions created by them. The blame has thus been wrongly laid too easily and too often.

It is upon organized religion that Hitchens and Dawkins heap their greatest scorn. However, it is only by state sanction that institutions of organized religion combined with national wealth and military strength have historically been deployed. The Popes of old may have moved hearts and minds with words or edicts, but it was their economic and geo-political influence that moved armies – armies comprised of men. Today’s lone zealot who commits suicide in the name of faith while destroying others is a likely instance of a confused and disordered messianic delusion, not the fault of religion itself. To blame religion for the confusion and madness of people is like blaming the sun for those who get sunburned.

There exists a modern distinction between religion and spirituality, and perhaps the current anti-religious penchant is buttressed by the ease with which so many feel simply spiritual. As is so often the case, our language blurs distinctions rather than clarifying them and defining “spiritual” or “religious” inevitably provokes us into gray areas. Nowadays, the term “spiritual” is associated with a myriad of beliefs and activities, such as the intercession of angels, the healing power of crystals, past lives, clairvoyance, divination, and the power of chanting. “Religion,” on the other hand, while incorporating spiritual components, is more closely associated with the mainstream institutional practices of organized faiths with large memberships that maintain churches, temples, mosques, and synagogues.

Ultimately, definition and affiliation matter far less than the specifics of practice. Calling ourselves spiritual yet holding to no framework of specific values, ethics or behavior risks embracing spirituality as mere affectation. However, acknowledging our interdependence with others, honoring and elevating decency, compassion and benevolence as an intentional daily activity are deeply meaningful practices, as is appreciating that sincere forms of religion and spirituality all point to the human yearning for meaning and connection. Indeed, the possibility of profound personal transformation and growth matters greatly.

Finally, no matter how well they turn a phrase nor how many books they sell, neither Hitchens nor Dawkins can diminish the value of our powerful human longing for transcendence.

Cable TV Truth or Fiction: You Be the Judge!

Friday, June 6th, 2008

When the moon is full, I don’t sleep very well, and either I was dreaming or cable TV has gotten awfully weird. Reclining on the couch with my feel draped across the coffee table, remote dangling from my right hand, my left cradling two ounces of Calvados, I doze and stumble across one program after another feeling ever more confused and incredulous. Of what I can remember, I offer the following:

The Adventures of Nadi and Bindu: Two pubescent virtually identical fraternal twin teenagers in a bustling city in the Indian sub-continent work in call center for AT&T doing collection work on past due accounts and pitching occasional service upgrades. Their boss, who has adopted the American name “Jimmy” keeps getting them mixed up, and is obsessed with Starbucks’ Mochachino. In the meantime, the plot line involves endless confusing conversations with upset Americans who ask questions not covered by the twins’ collection “scripts” leading to a lot of wacky adlibbing in Hindi. Hard to tell if this is reality TV, on a network called IndraNet.

Why is there life at all? Short video’s of people putting shoes on their hands and walking upside down, eating 350 oysters in less than one hour, building miniature houses from their nail trimmings and other assorted oddities. Narrated by someone who sounds a lot like Lorne Green of Ponderosa fame. Commercials about chewing gum that turns mouths’ black and pets called “water monkeys,” but they might be more videos. Not sure of the station, I drifted off, but I think it was something like Pair-a-Ducks Network.

CCD – America’s Emerging Epidemic: A grim news report about CCD, Compulsive Comedic Disorder, and its epidemic spread in America, particularly among its youth population. The hour included interviews with educators, medical professionals, sociologists and psychiatrists who speculate on the origins of CCD and the pernicious effects of uncontrolled irony and satire on personality development. Interspersed with commercials for erectile dysfunction, the program was narrated by former President Bill Clinton, on something called the TragiCom Channel.

Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmern: Trips around the world where we watch a plump-faced ex-New Yorker talk with his mouth full while he stuffs himself on delicacies such as deep fried scorpions, sautéed beetle grubs and worm omelet. In Vietnam he eats snake in garlic sauce, and in Bolivia he eats pickled poached donkey hide. In America he wolfs down street vendor chili dogs. He rarely chokes, but does a lot of facial sight gagging. On the Travel Channel.

The Life of Jewpopa: The story of the famed 13th Century Tibetan Jewish Lama who uncovered a treasure trove of wisdom during a sacred mirror divination, including such precious jewels as (a) “Wherever you go, there you are. Your luggage is another story.” (b) “Be here now. Be someplace else later. Is that so complicated?” And, (c) “If there is no self, whose arthritis is this?” Narrated by Leonard Nimoy on a channel called AnAtMa.

At 6 AM I wake up to snow on the flat screen, and the quiet and soothing hiss of no channel at all. Pressing the remote, the TV says I am tuned to the Calcium Channel, but that it is not available because I have taken the blood pressure medication Cardizem, a calcium channel blocker.